What's your Moniker?
A friend of mine from McKinsey has been invited to a fundraising dinner at the UN with Bill Clinton, and apparently is going to have a one-on-one with Bill. He sent out a query to us, asking us for the opening line that he should greet Billy Boy Hickcock with.
"Hey Bill. Do you miss the oral .. I mean .. oval office?"
Any others?
3 comments:
Hey Bill! What's shaking?
(considering that's all he's down to)
Is that an intern in your pocket, or are you really happy to see me?!?
Paraphrased from Jon Stewart's 'Seat of Heat' question to Bill Clinton on Monday night:
What's the best way to defeat your wife if she decides to run for president?
Benefits of such an opener:
(1) Bill knows you're a big fan because you watched the Daily Show and remembered the question Jon posed(although you seem to have conveniently forgotten the awkward answer he gave back and proved that you're a moron who likes to purposefully put the president on the spot)
(2) You look politically savvy since you know that everyone's speculating Hilary will run (though every dog, cat and mouse is aware of that conjecture)
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