Phone rings in a Newspaper's Obituary Section office in Karachi.
Clerk: Obituaries. Can I help you?
Guy-on-Phone: How much to put an obituary ad?
Clerk: 50 rupees per word, sir.
Guy-on-Phone: Ok. Sochne de.
(5 minutes go by)
Guy-on-Phone: Ok. write this ..... "Razzakbhai Dead".
Clerk (a little surprised): That's it?
Guy-on-Phone: Yes!
Clerk: Sir, I should've told you this. There's a five word minimum.
Guy-on-Phone (a little pissed off): Yes you should've. Hmph.
Clerk: So...
Guy-on-Phone: Abbey, sochne de na....
Guy-on-Phone: Ok, write this.
Clerk: Tell me, sir.
Guy-on-Phone: Razzaqbhai Dead. Suzuki for sale.
Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani
Jitna humko samjhoge, utni hogi hairaani.....
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