20 days of work, and a month gets over? Man, life is short.
Noteworthy: Jackson agreed when they divorced to pay his ex-wife $1 million a year for the first three years after their split and $750,000 annually for six more years. Rowe also received a house in Beverly Hills and a 1998 Ford Explorer. She agreed to visit her children only once every 45 days, according to the lawsuit.
Ever thought - what would Jackson's personal ad look like?
48-year old unearthly-looking S B/W M/F, Multi-racial, multi-faceted and multi-divorced, but has single handedly funded fast-changing lifestyles of every cosmetic surgeon in America, loves slippery tiles, enjoys dangling own kids outside hospital windows and sleeping with other's kids afterwards
Pick Up Line: Do you know where my other glove is?
Editor's note: Don't bother shaving on your first date. He once dated a chimpanzee. How much hairier can you possibly be?
1 comment:
Surreal. True and Surreal.
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