Yes, I know. I did the disappearing act. I fell off the horizon of the Blogosphere. But it was all for a good cause. If you consider obsessive back-to-back pedicures to be a good cause. At least I'm keeping dem Chinese people happy, in contrast to them providing the happy endings.
So what have I missed while I was away. The blinking lights on my answering service tell me that there have been
- Shootouts and hostage situations at schools across the nation. (See I told you, education was bad!)
- Shrunken Well-endowed Starlets losing their sons to mysterious deaths, and then marrying their lawyer out of depression
- Musharraf on the Daily Show (UNREAL!)
- Celebrities appropriating nudity through mass parades (or was that a dream?)
Anyhow, basically - nothing's really changed, has it?
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