Ode to the Squiggly Line

“Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid;

I see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision.

But when i try to look at you, you scurry away.

Are you shy, squiggly line?

Why only when i ignore you, do you return to the centre of my eye?

Oh squiggly line! It’s alright, You are forgiven.”

-Stewie Griffin

O Mealy-Mouthed Brit Enfant Terrible. You are my Wordsworth.