Children are evil!!
Don't believe me?
Voila...
(PS: Graciously borrowed from Crumpled Nothings. Thanks, Sach!)
Boy's screaming kills chickens?
BEIJING, Jan 24 (Reuters Life!) - Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east China -- and a court has ruled that the cause of death was the screaming of a four-year-old boy who in turn had been scared by a barking dog, state media reported on Wednesday.
The bizarre sequence events began when the boy arrived at a village home in the eastern province of Jiangsu in the summer with his father who was delivering bottles of gas, the Nanjing Morning Post reported.
A villager was quoted as saying the little boy bent over the henhouse window, screaming for a long time, after being scared by the dog."One neighbor told police that he had heard the boy's crying that afternoon and another villager confirmed the boy screaming by the henhouse window," the newspaper said.
A court ruled the boy's screaming was "the only unexpected abnormal sound" and that 443 chickens trampled each other to death in fear.The boy's father was ordered to pay 1,800 yuan ($230) in compensation to the owner of the chickens.
End of story
"Why chickens? Why?
They could've been pigs.
Or pigeons, for chrissakes - those birds don't do crap, but crap.
*sniff* but chickens?
This won't be taken lightly, people
MorePowerToPoultry.com
2 comments:
What's curious is why the kid would scream over the chicken coop instead of running and hiding behind his dad? It's not like the chickens could help drive the dog away or anything. Hmm.
And children are NOT the devil! Tauba tauba. Shame on you. You were once a child too y'know! (one that didn't look like Salman Khan :P) Kekekekeke...
*runs and hides behind chicken coop
So you tagged me, huh? I guess it's my turn to steal then. Thanks for the trackback.
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