Moving to Springfield!
I'm Simpsonized! :-) That's what I would look like in the jaundiced world of Moe and Mr. Burns. Try your own picture out at www.simpsonizeme.com. Its a Burger King web plug - nicely done. Would recommend you try close up pictures with as little background noise as possible.
I would probably be the Town Drunk. In Simpsons land, one would probably be the witty, wine-smelling, womanizer with a know-it-all air that pushes Reverend Lovejoy to elope with Ned Flander's wife to a world outside Springfield.