Cans or Cannes?
The NYT Review says: "This retarded chick-flick making it past opening week would be nothing short of a miracle".
The movie preview says: "The New York Times calls it, 'nothing short of a miracle'"
Ah, marketing. The viciously creative truthiness of it all!
In other news, props to me for recalling and executing quick comeback on subway ride home from work:
Sudden subway motion causes cute girl to bump into me.
Cute girl: Oh, I'm so sorry about that!
Me: It's quite ok, considering that's all the sex I'm going to have, this weekend.
(Laughs all around)
Ah, pat on the back for that. Wag of the finger for not getting her number. Blast!